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		<title>Video: Pakistan: Expanding Horizons &#8211; See The Unseen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 4-minute video clip shows a Pakistan that is largely hidden from the public eye in the west. Without a doubt, religious extremis, some decadent Madrassahs and violence exists in Pakistan (same like several countries in the west itself), but such symbols are not entirely representative of Pakistan - rich cultural heritage, architectural marvels, a passion for sport and great music productions, shades of which are shown in this video, also signify what Pakistan stands for!


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-133" title="pakistan-expanding-horizons-see-the-unseen" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/uploads/pakistan-expanding-horizons-see-the-unseen.png" alt="pakistan-expanding-horizons-see-the-unseen" width="350" height="198" /> The  4-minute video clip shows a Pakistan that is largely hidden from the public eye  in the west. Without a doubt, religious extremis, some decadent Madrassahs and  violence exists in Pakistan (same like several countries in the west itself),  but such symbols are not entirely representative of Pakistan &#8211; rich cultural  heritage, architectural marvels, a passion for sport and great music  productions, shades of which are shown in this video, also signify what Pakistan  stands for!<span id="more-58"></span></span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">This is an effort to show this side of the coin as  well.</span></p>
<p align="justify">
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">For an educated and realist view on Pakistan, watch  the video below:</span></p>
<p align="center"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS; color: #ffffff;">.</span></p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/default_video_player.gif" /></p>
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		<title>Awesome: Jill &amp; Kevin&#8217;s Wedding Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.omerjamil.com/2009/08/awesome-jill-kevins-wedding-entrace-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OmEr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill and Kevin met when Kevin’s childhood friend, Jeff, married Jill’s college friend, Ann, in 2005. They were both in the wedding party. Jill could not resist Kevin’s wit and charm. Kevin could not resist Jill’s intellect, nor her remarkable dance moves.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="justify">Below is the video I watched as shared by a friend&#8230; it&#8217;s an  awesome piece, worth watching, just amazing!</p>
<p align="justify">As I found this video much interesting, I dug a little more  for that and from youtube.com, I found a link to the couple&#8217;s website which  impressed me further, here I am sharing it with you. I hope you&#8217;d enjoy as much  too.<span id="more-47"></span></p>
<p align="justify">Kindly, do go through the note Jill &amp; Kevin had on their  website which I have copied below the video:</p>
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<p align="justify"><strong>Some words from <a href="http://www.jkweddingdance.com/" target="_blank">Jill &amp; Kevin&#8217;s website</a>:</strong></p>
<p align="justify"><em><span style="color: #800000;"><strong> <img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-140" title="Jill &amp; Kevin" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/uploads/jill_kevin.png" alt="Jill &amp; Kevin" width="288" height="507" />Jill and Kevin met when Kevin’s childhood friend, Jeff, married Jill’s college  friend, Ann, in 2005. They were both in the wedding party. Jill could not resist  Kevin’s wit and charm. Kevin could not resist Jill’s intellect, nor her remarkable  dance moves.<img title="More..." src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-includes/js/tinymce/plugins/wordpress/img/trans.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></strong></span></em></p>
<p align="justify">We have been through a lot in life, but have come through each experience stronger  and more in love with each other. Our experience since we posted the video has been  incredible. We would never have expected this response to our wedding entrance in  a million years.</p>
<p align="justify">We hope to direct this positivity to a good cause. Due to the circumstances surrounding  the song in our wedding video, we have chosen the Sheila Wellstone Institute.</p>
<p align="justify">Sheila Wellstone was an advocate, organizer, and national champion in the effort  to end domestic violence in our communities.</p>
<p align="justify">We are so grateful for all the love, kind words, and joy that have been shared  with us from around the world. It has moved us deeply and filled our hearts.</p>
<p align="justify">If you would like to contact us, email <a href="mailto:jkweddinginfo@gmail.com?subject=From%20OmErJamil.com:"> jkweddinginfo@gmail.com</a></p>
<p align="justify">Never stop dancing.</p>
<p align="justify">With so much love,</p>
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<p align="justify"><em><strong>Jill and Kevin</strong></em></p>
<p align="justify"><a href="http://www.jkweddingdance.com/" target="_blank"> http://www.jkweddingdance.com/</a></p>
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		<title>10 Awesome Images That Are Actually Paintings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>OmEr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going through twitter updates, I found myself scrolling down this interesting image-post all of a sudden. Yeah, it's title attracted me and I couldn't resist. But the fact is, at first I thought most of these 'images' were 'photos'. They are all inspiring paintings from various amazing artists and I recommend you check out the rest of their  work by clicking on the links!


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Going through twitter updates, I found myself scrolling down this interesting image-post all of a sudden. Yeah, it&#8217;s title attracted me and I couldn&#8217;t resist. But the fact is, at first I thought most of these &#8216;images&#8217; were &#8216;photos&#8217;.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>They are all inspiring paintings from various amazing artists and I recommend you check out the rest of their  work by clicking on the links!<span id="more-42"></span></strong></p></blockquote>
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<p><strong>1. Shower Scene</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="oil-on-linen-shower-scene" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/oilonlinenshowerscene_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="oil-on-linen-shower-scene" width="504" height="378" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://alyssamonks.com/" href="http://alyssamonks.com/">http://alyssamonks.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://alyssamonks.com/popup/popup.asp?sid=92755833-0CC9-445B-B61C-1E31D3BEE589&amp;imgname=smirk.jpg" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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<p><strong>2. Milk Girl</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="diego-gravinese-painting" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/diegogravinesepainting_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="diego-gravinese-painting" width="504" height="386" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://www.diegogravinese.com/" href="http://www.diegogravinese.com/">http://www.diegogravinese.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/godiex/2760211012/" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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<p><strong>3. Station Scene</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="Damen-super-real-photoshop" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/Damensuperrealphotoshop_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="Damen-super-real-photoshop" width="500" height="169" /></p>
<p align="center"><img title="Damen3-detail" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/Damen3detail_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="Damen3-detail" width="504" height="421" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://www.bertmonroy.com/" href="http://www.bertmonroy.com/">http://www.bertmonroy.com/</a></p>
<p>This Photoshop image by Bert Monroy uses a total image count of over 15,000.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bertmonroy.com/fineart/text/fineart_damen.htm" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>4. Lunch In Tiburon</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="lunch" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/lunch_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="lunch" width="504" height="393" /></p>
<p align="center"><img title="lunch_det" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/lunch_det_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="lunch_det" width="504" height="361" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://www.bertmonroy.com/" href="http://www.bertmonroy.com/">http://www.bertmonroy.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.bertmonroy.com/" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>5. Self Portrait</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="selfportraitbydavidjonkassan" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/selfportraitbydavidjonkassan_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="selfportraitbydavidjonkassan" width="504" height="706" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://davidkassan.com/" href="http://davidkassan.com/">http://davidkassan.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://davidkassan.com/" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>6. People Swimming</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="Swimming-people" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/Swimmingpeople_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="Swimming-people" width="504" height="374" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://alyssamonks.com/" href="http://alyssamonks.com/">http://alyssamonks.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://alyssamonks.com/popup/popup.asp?sid=495AAD5D-6540-4618-AC62-2263666E2C0E&amp;imgname=tug-of-war.jpg" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>7. Graffiti and Wood Peeling</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="wood-and-graffiti" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/woodandgraffiti_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="wood-and-graffiti" width="504" height="673" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://davidkassan.com/" href="http://davidkassan.com/">http://davidkassan.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://davidkassan.com/" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
<p><strong></strong><strong>8. Under Water Scene</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="under-water-realistic-painting" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/underwaterrealisticpainting_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="under-water-realistic-painting" width="504" height="380" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://alyssamonks.com/" href="http://alyssamonks.com/">http://alyssamonks.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://alyssamonks.com/popup/popup.asp?sid=3D3E68E6-F860-4110-A744-257543ACA6F7&amp;imgname=weight.jpg" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>9. Female Portrait</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="girl-painted-looks-real" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/girlpaintedlooksreal_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="girl-painted-looks-real" width="504" height="530" /></p>
<p align="center"><img title="realisticpainting01" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/realisticpainting01_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="realisticpainting01" width="504" height="376" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://www.drublair.com/" href="http://www.drublair.com/">http://www.drublair.com/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.drublair.com/comersus/store/workshops/tica.htm" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
<p> </p>
<p><strong>10. Splash</strong></p>
<p align="center"><img title="eric-zener-splash" src="http://www.omerjamil.com/wp-content/img/10-awesome-images-paintings/ericzenersplash_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="eric-zener-splash" width="504" height="429" /></p>
<p>Artist: <a title="http://www.ericzener.com" href="http://www.ericzener.com/">http://www.ericzener.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ericzener.com/recentwork/portfolio2.htm" target="_blank">Source</a></p>


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		<title>Things I&#8217;ve Learned on Movies and TV</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>1</strong>. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>2</strong>. You&#8217;re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home,</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>3</strong>. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>4</strong>. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. That will finish in a sex<span id="more-8"></span> scene.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>5</strong>. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is just what they happened to be carrying with them at the time the car broke down.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>6</strong>. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>7</strong>. If someone says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be right back&#8221;, they won&#8217;t.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>8</strong>. Computer monitors never display a cursor on screen but always say: &#8220;Enter Password Now&#8221;.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>9</strong>. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. And none of your friends have to knock when they come for a visit. In addition, every front door can be opened from the outside without having to use a key.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>10</strong>. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>11</strong>. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they&#8217;re going to go off.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>12</strong>. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>13</strong>. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone around you will automatically be able to mirror all the steps you come up with and hear the music in your head.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>14</strong>. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.<br />
<strong>15</strong>. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>16</strong>. Any bullet from a handgun has enough force to throw a full-grown man ten feet back.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>17</strong>. Characters will always find a parking space right in front of the building they&#8217;re going to even in a large metropolitan city where parking is basically impossible.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>18</strong>. Characters at a bar or at a restaurant table will always get the attention of a server at the exact moment they need to order.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>19</strong>. When a gift/present is given, the top is wrapped separately from the rest of the box and it lifts straight off so that there is never any ripping or fumbling with wrapping paper.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>20</strong>. A chase scene on foot in a city always has a shot of one of the characters running into the street, nearly being hit by a car screeching to a halt at which point the driver flails his arm out the window and yells an expletive.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>21</strong>. Anytime a character in an awful rush confronts another character curious about his predicament, the first one says, &#8220;There&#8217;s no time to explain,&#8221; and then explains anyway.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>22</strong>. No matter how slow zombies walk they will always catch up.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>23</strong>. The bad guy will always throw his gun at you to indicate he has run out of bullets.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>24</strong>. A candle or table lamp can light a whole room and at night time, it&#8217;s blue.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>25</strong>. If the main guy is in love with the main girl, he will always get her in the end, even if she&#8217;s married. If she is married, her husband will always say &#8220;oh well, if it makes you happy&#8221;&#8230; and he&#8217;ll never go to beat the crap out of the other guy.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>26</strong>. If you are in a film, it is easy for you to master the skill of controlling any vehicle you need, weather it be landing a plane, for example.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>27</strong>. Everybody when needing a computer can type supper fast and never need to hit the space bar!<br />
<strong>28</strong>. Computers never freeze or crash, unlike in the real world.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>29</strong>. The computers have super duper graphics programes which can zoom into blurs in photos to make them super clear!<br />
<strong>30</strong>. The best way to get laid is to put on some slow jazz music.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>31</strong>. Every time the &#8220;hero&#8221; is sneaking into the bad guy&#8217;s room, checking secret files on the computer:<br />
<strong>1a</strong>. The password is already typed in.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>1b</strong>. The password is very simple.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>2</strong>. There appears a very slow bar saying &#8220;copying&#8221;, &#8220;deleting&#8221; or &#8220;printing&#8221; and it is finished just before the bad guy, the security guard or the Mexican cleaner comes in.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>3</strong>. In addition to your non-booting computer, they are also turned off in a flash.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>4</strong>. All the characters, even the blonde bimbo&#8217;s put in to lure us to the cinema, became all-knowing super-mega-nerds once behind a computer. They always know what to do and how to avoid things.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>32</strong>. Good guys never panic, they stay cool at point black range, and bluff their way out with the &#8220;you could surely use me in your plan&#8221; crap.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>33</strong>. Heavy guns, for example on helicopters, cause cosmetic damage to the hero&#8217;s transport, but one bullet makes the chopper blow up.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>34</strong>. Text appearing on a computer monitor appears letter by letter and making a sound as if it was produced by a typewriter.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>35</strong>. You can find whatever you want on the net in a matter of seconds.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>36</strong>. If in a battle scene a bad guy actually manages to shoot a good guy, the good guy&#8217;s friend has the time to listen to his friend&#8217;s dying speech. Once dead, the friend stands up and shoots the correct bad guy (amongst a whole host of bad guys). The bad guy has apparently been sitting around just waiting to be shot!!<br />
<strong>37</strong>. No Australian movie is complete without one of this:<br />
<strong>1</strong>. A Kangaroo.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>2</strong>. A Boomerang.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>3</strong>. Ayers Rock.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>4</strong>. A Koala.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>5</strong>. All of the above.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>38</strong>. When someone uses a TV remote it makes a clicking sound that is impossible to replicate by existing remotes.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>39</strong>. When gunfire erupts in public places and cops respond instantly to it, they&#8217;re usually killed by the first shots.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>40</strong>. When gunfire erupts in public, where there are no cops, they take forever to arrive, but they can still chase the gunmen.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>41</strong>. Detectives can watch a drug deal (carried out furtively in a shop doorway) go down from a distance of five yards away by the simple expedient of sitting in a car with a newspaper raised to eye level.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>42</strong>. Cats always make a noise. If someone is creeping into a house and is momentarily scared by a cat, it always has to meow before running off.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>43</strong>. A woman being chased by a murderer will always fall over, either because she&#8217;s running in stilettos or is ridiculously clumsy.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>44</strong>. Serial killers never just die&#8230; they will remain still for ages so that the hero is fooled and walks right past them&#8230; at which point the killer grabs their ankle and then keeps fighting.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>45</strong>. It is possible to drive safely for long periods with your head turned completely away from the road ahead, either in conversation or looking at a map.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>46</strong>. People brush their teeth before eating breakfast but not afterwards, at which point they run out the door with a piece of toast in their mouth.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>47</strong>. Aussie accents in American films always sound like a mix of Cockney, South African and New Zealander. And they say things like &#8220;Streuth!&#8221; and &#8220;Blimey!&#8221;<br />
<strong>48</strong>. The bad guy&#8217;s sexy girl will try to seduce the good guy, then when that fails will beat him up using martial arts. That while wearing skintight leather, lycra and stilettos.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>49</strong>. Women can never find their car keys while being pursued by a killer. Once they do find them, it takes them ages to fumble the keys into the ignition, giving the killer enough time to reach the car and pound on the window.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>50</strong>. Somehow cars take several turns of the key to start but only when someone is chasing you.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>51</strong>. Every bad guy knows how to tie really complicated knots&#8230; which somehow the good guy manages to untie.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>52</strong>. A person investigating strange noises in their house always finds that the lights don&#8217;t work, then stumble around in the dark rather than getting a torch. At least one of the noises they hear will turn out to be made by a cat.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>53</strong>. When a cat eats a fish, it leaves the skeleton perfectly reserved and intact.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>54</strong>. Dogs always bark at ghosts.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>55</strong>. Vicious guard dogs can be easily distracted with a piece of steak.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>56</strong>. Mice can somehow fashion a perfectly semi-circular entrance to their dwelling.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>57</strong>. A small goat is capable of propelling a fully grown man through the air by butting him in the ass with it&#8217;s horns.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>58</strong>. Many animals, when they consume alcohol, will take on human drunken characteristics, usually to the sound of a trombone being played.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>59</strong>. Anytime a person is expecting a bad guy to jump out at them, often they&#8217;ll sigh in relief when it&#8217;s just the cat, or the wind, or a tree branch against the window. But as soon as they let their guard down and laugh at their &#8220;silliness&#8221;, they&#8217;re going to be attacked by the bad guy that really was there after all.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>60</strong>. When someone puts a baby down to bed, that baby coos and smiles, and then just goes right off to sleep. It&#8217;s amazing.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>61</strong>. If someone jumps off a bridge into a river, lake, etcetera, the water will always be deep enough to keep them from getting hurt. But when a bad guy falls from a river, he/she&#8217;s good as gone.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>62</strong>. Police officers never wait for back-up.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>63</strong>. The only time people do say hello on the telephone is when it turns to be the bad guy on the other end of line calling to torment them.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>64</strong>. Bad things usually happen to women who are alone in the house on stormy nights.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>65</strong>. If you are driving somewhere on any other route other than a city roadway, you will probably have that road all to yourself and will not pass or be passed by another vehicle.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>66</strong>. In the movies everyone seems to have some odd &#8220;L shaped&#8221; sheets on their beds able to cover a woman up to her neck and her partner up to his waste.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>67</strong>. Being around a bomb causes time to slow down.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>68</strong>. Bad guys die instantly, good guys die slowly.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>69</strong>. When the good guy is being attacked by a gang, they will run at him one at a time while the rest stay (in the case of ninjas, dance) around in a menacing manner, allowing him to kick all of their asses by the time the scene is over.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>70</strong>. Most of police investigations will require at least one visit to a strip club.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>71</strong>. You can jump from a tall building and land on mattresses, a pile of boxes, or a dumpster full of garbage and, though you might groan and be a little slow getting up, you will not sustain any serious injury.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>72</strong>. It&#8217;s very easy to fool the security guards at highly top secret government institutions.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>73</strong>. It&#8217;s very easy for a computer hacker to break a security code and find just the information he&#8217;s looking for in less than a minute.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>74</strong>. If you&#8217;re a criminal mastermind, you cannot just shoot the hero in the back, you have to tie him up and wait for some diabolical machine to finish the hero off and you can&#8217;t wait around to make sure it works, which allows the hero a chance to escape, which he always does because apparently no bad guy ever got his knot tying badge in the boy scouts.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>75</strong>. When an ugly girl takes off her glasses, gets a haircut, and puts on nice clothes she is suddenly very hot.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>76</strong>. No matter who you are calling, no matter what time you are making the call, the person you&#8217;re calling will always answer the phone, usually after only one or two rings. Of course, this assumes you aren&#8217;t running from a killer while trying to make a call on a cell phone, in which case there is a 100% chance that either the battery will be dead or you won&#8217;t be able to get a signal.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>77</strong>. Whenever you put on a seatbelt, you will get into an accident.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>78</strong>. The good guy always has the cooler cell phone.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>79</strong>. If you chase someone through a park you will never step in dog poop or chewing gum, but you will always step on someone&#8217;s picnic.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>78</strong>. No matter how crowded the bar is, there are always extra stools available right in front of a bartender who is just standing there waiting for someone to order.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>80</strong>. People who oversleep and get woken up by phone calls go straight to work without making the bed, but when they get home at night, their bed is made.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>81</strong>. People in movies rarely have to shave, and whenever a guy does shave, he will be interrupted while half finished, and will wipe the remaining shaving cream off with a towel. Of course, even the part he didn&#8217;t get to shave will be perfectly smooth.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>82</strong>. When a good guy enters a house, he/she will avoid every shot of machine gun fire while killing a lot of bad guys. He/she doesn&#8217;t need to reload his pistol until he runs out of ammo, which coincidentally happens when the main bad guy appears, at which point he fights him/her hand to hand.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>83</strong>. In battle, a normal peon soldier is shot with one bullet and instantly drops dead to the ground, while the protagonist in said battle can be shot in various places by multiple shooters, and survive with a few bandages and a cast.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>84</strong>. It doesn&#8217;t matter who you call, if they choose not to answer their phone you will get their voicemail in less than 1.5 rings.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>85</strong>. A devious villain will immediately shoot a non-important character whenever needed without hesitation. However when he finally has the chance to kill the hero seeking to craft his doom, he will undoubtedly hold a firearm trained on said protagonist for at least 90 seconds while performing a well-written soliloquy. This delay is all the hero needs to escape.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>86</strong>. When a woman is being pursued by a scary serial killer that she knows is in her house, she will always run upstairs instead of out of the house.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>87</strong>. You can break into any house or door with a credit card.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>88</strong>. The bad guy will always tell the good guy every detail about his master-plan instead of just shooting him.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>89</strong>. Whenever a guy and a girl hop into a bed together in three seconds the girl will start moaning and will be close to climaxing. Plus the guy will always put a minimal effort, after all she will still be screaming and moaning away.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>90</strong>. When someone has stopped breathing and has no pulse, simply breathing into her mouth twice and looking extremely distressed while screaming &#8220;DON&#8217;T YOU DIE ON ME!&#8221; will bring her back to life immediately.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>91</strong>. In a TV episode where someone will probably die, there&#8217;s always an extra character that no one has ever seen before to kill him.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>92</strong>. Aliens will always have more advanced technology than us.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>93</strong>. When you turn on the tv, the news will always be on.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>94</strong>. People never obey warnings.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>95</strong>. There&#8217;s always a corrupt police officer.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>96</strong>. Movie theatres and drive-ins only show classic horror movies.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>98</strong>. If you meet a member of the opposite sex, and you both hate each other&#8230; don&#8217;t worry&#8230; you&#8217;ll eventually fall in love with each other.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>99</strong>. Major disasters always happen in New York.</span></p>
<p align="justify"><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><strong>100</strong>. The President is always very considerate and well-spoken. Not to mention he always is able to fly a jet fighter when needed.</span></p>


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